Okay. My problem with this customer is not that she gets two venti 30 pump vanilla, eight shot whole milk lattes with no ice (we’re Starbucks, our whole marketing thing is that you can make/drink whatever the hell you want), its that she always tries to get us to ring it as an esspresso instead of a latte (which costs her two dollars less) and she wants it as 60 pumps of vanilla with 16 shots of esspresso and SPLIT into two trenta cups (which costs her about $9 less).
Like….no. I’ve already used a $14 bottle of vanilla and a full drawer of esspresso on your drinks, like hell am I letting you do that. And she ALWAYS has a recovery certificate, and gets verbally violent with us when she doesn’t and we refuse to charge her anything but the correct price.
Good for you that you figured out that you can take these concoctions home and make 5 frappuccinos from each cup, but we have to draw the line somewhere, especially when you have tried calling coorporate on us 3 times (to no avail, lol. They told you you can only have what will fit in one venti cup), get verbally abusive, and hold up the drive-thru until the poor barista gets so frustrated that we just send you on your way.
Sorry, just had to rant.
And why am I alive when everyone around me has turned to meat? It’s because of my list of rules.
I can go from
little house on prairie girl
Captain on the high seas
In 10 seconds or you get your gender roles free.
WELL THAT WAS AN UNEXPECTED PLOT TWIST.
that tub is so tall
why the fuck is that tub so tall